derinthescarletpescatarian:

ingridverse:

amarits:

vinegarfairy:

dreadringer:

the truman show dir. peter weir

this is what dating an instgram influencer must be like

I always thought this was the most unrealistic part of all of The Truman Show. If Truman grew up with people around him regularly stopping their normal conversations to do a quick product ad, not only would he think it was normal, he’d also start doing it himself. He’d drive the producers nuts by regularly doing ads for things they weren’t paid to do ads for. No Truman! Talk about the toothpaste! The toothpaste! The mouthwash company didn’t pay us nearly enough for you to hawk their products! Maybe we can charge them an unexpected Truman marketing surcharge. Now how do we get him to talk about the toothpaste? Maybe if we have his wife tell him his teeth are getting much whiter.

But he would really drive them crazy by doing ads for things that aren’t products. “Mmmmm, water! Cool and refreshing.”

“Mmmm, water! Cool and refreshing” has such insane meme potential

(via derinthescarletpescatarian)

just-shower-thoughts:

People frequently point out that a tomato is technically a fruit, but rarely acknowledge that they enjoy having sex with animals.

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

memewhore:

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apparently this is a thing in Japan too, and it gets translated as “Mundane Halloween.” There are loads of photos online and they’re all so good?????

“Person going to work on a windy day"

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“Woman who’s having her bang cut but the hairdresser is nowhere to be found"

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“Zookeeper in charge of the pandas”

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